Ayiana Kubel

PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUTS

Boredom and randomness from yours truly! The store is going to be having a big sale for April. 30% off dvds and lingerie. No one wants to buy porn anymore since you can get it free off the internet. So bad for f'kin business. Where have all the perverts gone that don't care if people know? they are sitting home naked on their computers jerking it that's where. I can respect that. I would have been better off opening a frozen yogurt store in town. I'm dying for some frozen yogurt.

I took a mini vacation to visit some friends back home. I hope you didn't miss me too much. Moxie starlight, the fab drag queen told me that valentines day was a hit for our products. Glad everyone enjoyed themselves. haha! There will be a spring sale coming up at the store on lingerie to encourage outdoor "fun" Not much else going on. Logan is still a poop head for not talking to me.

Valentine's day is just around the corner!!!!! What better gift to give (other then something nice from my store. Hint hint wink wink) is love coupons. From your friends at Satisfaction are free love coupons ideas. Don't forget to stop by the store to add sexy lingerie or oils to spice things up.

*Lap Dance
* Light, Camera, Action
* 4 +60+5
* Full Body Massage
* ALL nighter
* Quickie
*Photo Shoot
* Strip Tease
*Kisses
*Choose your fantasy
*Phone sex
*Shower time
* Tie me up, Tie me down

Just a few to start you off with. See if you can come up with a few of your own

( Stolen from everyone and their mother )

Happy New Years!!! <3 me & Nat.


Last night was amazing!! No, i didn't get laid. Though i would love to rock mr. tattoo guy's world The party i went to was epic. It looks like a rainbow pony sharded confetti all over the f'kin place. My girl Nat knows how to have a good time. I can say i actually was sober the whole time. Yay for not being a drunk!

I'm hoping that 2012 brings everyone a fresh start, new friends, plenty of great sex (shameless store butt plug in here ..Get all your sex goodies at Satisfaction, downtown Portage.)

! aaaaaaanddd Oggie thanks for the Hello Kitty toaster and sailor moon t-shirt! now i can say the only pussy i eat taste like dry toast.

FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT>>>>>> WINING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT!

RANDOM QUESTION OF THE DAY??? -

Do you think the high school would take a donation of dildos for sex ed? I mean it's better then learning to put a condom on a banana or worse learning the hard way that they break. Hmmmmmm

ps. This is what happens when you use a banana in sex ed

Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt
Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually, oh
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me